September 2010
20 posts
“
When did guys actually start wanting to talk to the girls they’re casually fucking?
Right around the time girls realized it was perfectly acceptable to be fucking more than one guy at a time.
“lifestyle brand for spiritually confused housewive”
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“Вы любите розы?
а я на них срал!
стране нужны паровозы,
нам нужен металл!
товарищ!
не охай,
не ахай!
не дёргай узду!
коль выполнил план,
посылай всех
в пизду
не выполнил -
сам
иди
на
хуй.” —
а я на них срал!
стране нужны паровозы,
нам нужен металл!
товарищ!
не охай,
не ахай!
не дёргай узду!
коль выполнил план,
посылай всех
в пизду
не выполнил -
сам
иди
на
хуй.” —
“Warren Buffett’s successful, and I’m pretty sure that leading a cool lifestyle and blogging about it is not the way he got started in life. Furthermore, many people have been successful over the centuries without being especially “cool” or without having access to blogs. Mahatma Gandhi, George Washington, Leonardo DaVinci, and Dave Thomas of the Wendy’s fast food chain (all four of their visages are carved into a hillside in suburban New Jersey called “Mount Rush-meh,” by the way) are just a few examples. In fact, “lead a cool lifestyle, and describe it on your blog” struck me as being a poor formula for success but an absolutely perfect recipe for being a giant asshole.”
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“If you’re trying to figure out if white dudes like something, put fucking in the middle, and say it out loud. If it sounds totally badass, white dudes probably love it.”
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